Training future drug dealers

From the NYT: "Federal lawmakers are considering the broadest effort ever to limit what children eat: a national ban on selling candy, sugary soda and salty, fatty food in school snack bars, vending machines and cafeteria lines."

If this ban passes I foresee underground fatty food dealers arising in every middle school. Such dealers will smuggle candy into cafeterias selling their forbidden sweets to classmates for a fat profit. And when these candy criminals reach high school they will have perfected the skills needed to be successful drug dealers.